September has always been the grodiest month of the year: Summer’s over, school’s starting again and friggin’ Christmas decorations are already creeping into view. So we corralled Willam Belli to help chase away those Septembertime blues.

Willam is indisposed (sniff sniff, puff puff, gurgle gurgle) so our NNN whoresspondent is giving us some of 30 Days' most outrageous outtakes. Consider yourself lucky—you'd normally have to wait for the deluxe 3-disc DVD edition to come out to see this!

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