In a new YouTube video, comedian Cole Escola portrays evening newscaster Baroness Von Poopypants (unfortunately fictitiously).

Sporting a Lena Dunham on Scandal-caliber wig, the extremely frustrated Baroness delivers the day's headlines, including pressing matters such as, "Feet. Do we really need two of them?"

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We caught up with the Baroness–or rather, attempted to–where she told us, I'm dedicated to my job. I was the one who first broke the story that Jon Hamm died at sea. It turned out not to be true, but that's not what matters. Now get out of my office."

Check out the hilarious video below.

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